Good Times With TikiTender (The Daily Twitter)

This is what I was up to all day:

• 00:46 @carbonKim i met the greek version of you tonight #
• 00:54 @carbonKim yep….but with black hair and dark eyes….she even kinda spoke like you #
• 01:10 Watching Psych Season 2 Ep 7 "If You’re So Smart Why Are You Dead?" Those guys crack me up! #
• 01:10 @TVjunkie i freaking love that show! #BetterOffTed #
• 10:27 twitpic.com/vvrd7 – Look out Flagler @rhondakwrites is in town #
• 11:57 twitpic.com/vw336 – Check out TikiWife’s new haircut! #
• 12:17 @pagankelly heck yeah #
• 12:18 TikiWife’s haircut has inspired me to do some manscaping too! #
• 12:42 @zenbitch haircut, exfoliate, beard and eyebrow trim. Perv lol #
• 13:06 I’m listening to "Orange Blossoms" by Jj Grey & Mofro (bit.ly/6gZ56f) #pandora #
• 13:09 OK who is gonna buy me this t-shirt? bit.ly/2IpA61 #
• 13:09 I’m listening to "Got To Be More Careful" by Jon Cleary & The Absolute Monster Gentlemen (bit.ly/86ocw3) #pandora #
• 13:16 @vivid13 love it! would be the only one in my area for sure #
• 13:20 twitpic.com/vwewv – A cleanup for me too! #
• 13:20 twitpic.com/vwezm – A cleanup for me too! #
• 13:20 @vivid13 oh i give free hugs out all the time, just no one holding signs up LOL #
• 14:10 I’m listening to "Can’t Keep A Good Man Down" by Randy Newman (bit.ly/4YMZZy) #pandora #
• 14:27 Just got called into work for a bit #
• 16:01 @jeffisageek oh that’s the shit! #
• 16:09 Happy New Year From The Golden Lion! ff.im/-dyStj #
• 16:10 I’m listening to "Trick Or Treat" by Otis Redding (bit.ly/6u1YJC) #pandora #
• 16:28 Staring at TikiWife thru the window. She looks yummy! #
• 16:31 I’m listening to Blackwater Sol, a station I created on Pandora. Looking for some roots rock? (bit.ly/7JOJUn) #pandora #
• 16:34 New Blog Post: And now for a random Ben Harper lyric… bit.ly/7Csg4X #
• 16:35 And now for a random Ben Harper lyric… ff.im/-dyWkN #
• 16:52 Your first follower’s like your first sex – You won’t forget it! @jeffisageek I remember you! bit.ly/ffollower #
• 17:13 @ChristieSays you know i will be working! #
• 17:13 @ChristieSays you know i will be working! #
• 17:18 Q:whose butt is that it kinda reminds … A:LOL…no that is my friend Danimal (… formspring.me/tikitender/q/13398998 #formspringme #
• 17:22 @ChristieSays ps what’s an SM manager do? #
• 17:22 Ask me something. I dare ya. formspring.me/tikitender #
• 17:33 lol….New Year’s Eve Ball Drop #thingsthatstrikemeasfunny #
• 17:38 @MarketerMikeE hey thanks! same to you! #
• 17:50 Things you will rarely see me wearing: a pull-over sweatshirt #
• 18:04 @jenuine512 awesome!!!! #
• 18:10 @ChristieSays yes that’s an important disclaimer #
• 21:33 Heading over to Finn’s for some Harryoke. Tonight will be MY NYE celebration since I work tomorrow nig ht. Hospitality 2-4-1 drinks FTW #
• 22:07 Just ran into @opie29 at Finns #
• 22:23 Ooooo The Click is playing Finns this weekend! #

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And now for a random Ben Harper lyric…

If I knew being here with you today
Would mean being alone tomorrow
I would gladly trade all of my tomorrows away
For a moment with you

Good Times With TikiTender (The Daily Twitter)

This is what I was up to all day:

• 23:55 Good Times With TikiTender (The Daily Twitter) ff.im/-dtrjA #
• 23:55 New Blog Post: Good Times With TikiTender (The Daily Twitter) bit.ly/5L2WpO #
• 01:38 i freaking love twitter! RT @amberlily: Super nice, slow & steady anal session on cam just now. Mmmm! #
• 10:52 Time to put some smiles on some old ladies’ faces! #
• 11:10 Sly and the Family Stone is playing on the radio at the senior center. Waiting for the seens to start dancing. #
• 11:42 @missbritt I say enjoy the quiet #
• 11:44 RT @DailyGrindDB: Aloha from @dailygrinddb today’s special Toasted Hawaiian Ham Baguette includes SOUP!!! 386-238-1044 #
• 11:50 Sounds great! RT @chislut: <trying to figure out how I can make money by just reading Wikipedia all day> #
• 12:14 RT @GoldenLionCafe: Have you heard about our $1.50 Coors Lights? Every Tuesday open 2 close! #flagler #
• 12:24 Oooo pork riblet day at the senior center! #yay #
• 13:19 That’s comedy! Couple stranded three days when GPS leads them astray: apnews.myway.com/article/20091229/D9CSLA2O0.html #
• 13:25 @ChristieSays here’s my parallel: i love my blackberry, but i still know how to use a desk calendar and handwritten phonebook #
• 13:29 @ChristieSays my gps is usually just used to estimate travel times and check traffic conditions..i’m a whiz with a map 😀 #
• 13:33 @ChristieSays i find it useful to search within the area (e.g. where is the closest gas station or strip club?" LOL) #
• 13:36 Q:SO you like a woman with c urves then… A:Totally. I suppose a definition of… formspring.me/tikitender/q/11378899 #formspringme #
• 13:53 What do you wanna know? formspring.me/tikitender #
• 14:11 Q:Name 10 of your sexiest twitter crus… A:not all inclusive but here are 10 th… formspring.me/tikitender/q/11631830 #formspringme #
• 14:25 @Karen_SJCVenues I kinda enjoy stalkers #
• 14:41 @STLScorpio31 that’s what she said #
• 14:41 @ChristieSays you said swing #
• 14:42 @one_n twitpic.com/vreh1 – love it though! #
• 15:13 feels a nap coming on… #
• 15:14 What do you wanna know? Ask me here formspring.me/tikitender #
• 15:18 Q:When we are going to organize a Palm… A:I have tried without success a coupl… formspring.me/tikitender/q/11757845 #formspringme #
• 15:38 @Sodapop623 i prefer you as a ginger chick #
• 15:40 @Karen_SJCVenues watcha mean? #
• 15:59 @NancyNally true! #
• 16:07 My new Dr. Marten sandals came today! I like them so much I almost did too! #
• 19:04 Trying out the new Epic Theatre in St. Augustine. #

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Good Times With TikiTender (The Daily Twitter)

This is what I was up to all day:

• 09:56 OMG I want!! www.tanga.com/products/old-school-speaker-city-t-shirt #
• 10:15 @SpanchellaHomes merry Christmas to you! #
• 10:19 Welcome my new follower @smartassredhead. quite possibly my fave twitter bio ever, second to mine of course! #
• 10:42 Another fun bio @sueissilly #
• 10:44 Getting out to run a couple errands. I never know who I will bump into. The suspense is killing me! #tryingtomakethemundanesoundfun #
• 10:45 @sueissilly duh..of course i do! plus anyone who smokes and drinks is good in my book 😀 #
• 10:46 is @carbonKim really back? #
• 10:49 @sueissilly sweet! hangovers, bruises, and scars are great reminders of good times past. that’s coming from a purveyor of good times 😀 #
• 10:53 @HireKarenJMoran is this a new twitter? #
• 10:55 @MrMixologist I always do a "Happy Ending" or "Out with a L’orange Bang". Simple yet fun. Read here: bit.ly/4v2RWG #mixologistmonday #
• 10:58 @burghbaby wow what a hellion! 😀 #
• 11:01 Has anyone seen my calling birds? Happy Christmastide! #12daysofchristmas #
• 11:05 Running a couple errands. Let me know if you want to meet for lunch. #
• 11:14 Totally in love with the new laptop backpack TikiWife gave me for Christmas! #
• 11:34 @HireKarenJMoran effing sweet! #
• 11:45 Just updated my s chedule. It’s a little wacky this week, but I WILL be behind the bar on New Year’s Eve! Check my… bit.ly/7QoKj2 #
• 11:46 Happy Monday! Margarita Madness tonight! bit.ly/7SEF5c #
• 11:54 New Blog Post: Just updated my schedule bit.ly/7xL7qH #
• 11:55 Just updated my schedule ff.im/-drMna #
• 12:04 Hey Terry Nandlal, thanks for visiting yesterday! bit.ly/5VBz8I #
• 13:44 TikiWife makes the best grilled chees e sammys on the planet. Its a fact. #
• 14:58 Time to make myself smell pretty for my customers! #
• 15:10 A great night to warm up with an orange mocha @goldenlioncafe! #

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Just updated my schedule

My schedule this week is a little kooky, but I WILL be working behind the bar on New Year’s Eve. Hope to see you there for lots of photo opps!!!

You can check my schedule online anytime at tikitender.com/calender.html

Drink Recipe: Bad Habit

Bad Habit
1 oz Level® vodka
1 oz peach schnapps
Cranberry juice to balance
Pour all ingredients into an ice-filled highball glass. Stir and serve.

A Great Day So Far

Exchanged gifts with TikiWife this morning, watched “Four Christmases” (a gift from Sara), went to lunch at Finn’s (Turkey Dinner!), and am now snuggled on the couch in my new Darth Vader sleep shorts watching Season Two of Psych on DVD, snacking on some movie snacks that were in my stocking, and awaiting the sweet embrace of a nap!

Life is good!

Norad Tracks Santa. A Tiki Christmas Tradition!

Being the big kids we are, TikiWife & I love tracking Santa’s travels at noradsanta.org. I would say we have been watching his arrival online now for about 8 years. Did you know that NORAD has tracked Santa’s travels since 1955? I hope all kids enjoy!

Santa’s next stop is Kobe, Japan. Here is a video from Auckland, New Zealand:

Holiday Drinks: Hot Buttered Mocha

Hot Buttered Mocha
1 1/2 oz butterscotch schnapps
1 pkg instant hot cocoa
hot coffee
Combine all ingredients in a coffee mug. Top with whipped cream, if desired.

Your parents probably didn’t give you these 10 tips…

Your parents probably didn’t give you these 10 tips…but they probably should have.

Spotted on Tumblr:

1. everyone is a resource, steal knowledge whenever possible.
2. manipulation is not only an art form but an essential and invaluable life skill. practice helps you understand the human perspective.
3. experience as much as possible. you never know if you’ll like a finger in your ass until you try.
4. never finish your food. cleaning your plate is how your parents programmed you into over-eating, you tubby bastards.
5. question everything. never stop asking why. always question motives, cause we all have em.
6. let your guard down when you say ‘i love you’, its only fair.
7. pay attention. easy concept but then why do you get taken advantage of all the goddamn time? cause you werent paying attention.
8. hang out with people who you feel are morally superior than you. the better the people you hang with, the better you’ll become.
9. trust your friends opinions, collectively they know you better than you know yourself.
10. its not a matter or perspective: the glass IS half empty, but live like its half full.

Reposted from Jessica on Tumblr.

http://jesssica.tumblr.com/post/287580106/10-things-your-parents-never-told-you-about-growing-up