Pick Up Lines

Since I get the pleasure of watching pick ups in progress….I enjoy these samples of pick up lines

–Oh, I’m sorry! I thought that was a Braille name tag
That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
Hey… I might not be the cutest one here… but I am the only one talking to you.
You look so hot that you must be real reason for global warming.
You know – I ain’t this tall. I’m just sitting on my wallet.
Do you believe in love at first sight… or should I walk by again?
My face is leaving in 15 minutes. Be on it.
Do you know what’d look good on you? Me.
You smell kinda pretty. Wanna smell me?
I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can make your bed rock

And of course, my favorite current pickup lines (these are actual lines i have heard)

Girl: “I am so drunk”

Guy:”Is my surfboard safe there?” (From a guy that i have never seen with a surfboard)

Girl:”I go to the 500 tomorrow, then I go home to Ohio.”

Just some samples from this weekend. LOL

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