Things That Sound Dirty In "Star Wars"

In honor of the 30 year anniversary, here’s the list of lines in the original trilogy that sound dirty, for Beth & Paul

* “Get in there you big furry oaf, I don’t care what you smell!”
* “Luke, at that speed do you think you’ll be able to pull out in time?”
* “Put that thing away before you get us all killed.”
* “You’ve got something jammed in here real good.”
* “Aren’t you a little short for a stormtrooper?”
* “You came in that thing? You’re braver than I thought.”
* “Sorry about the mess…”
* “Look at the size of that thing!”
* “Curse my metal body, I wasn”t fast enough!”
* “She may not look like much, but she’s got it where it counts, kid.”
* “I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me.”
* “Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?”
* “There’s an awful lot of moisture in here.”
* “That”s okay, I’d like to keep it on manual control for a while.”
* “Hurry up, golden-rod…”
* “I must’ve hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh kid?”
* “It’s possible he came in through the south entrance.”
* “And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!”
* “Control, control! You must learn control!”
* “Hey, point that thing someplace else.”
* “I look forward to completing your training. In time you will call me master.”
* “I never knew I had it in me.”
* “There is good in him, I’ve felt it.”
* “Hey, Luke, thanks for coming after me — now I owe you one.”
* “Back door, huh? Good idea!”
* “She’s gonna blow!”
* “I think you”ll fit in nicely.”
* “Rise, my friend.”
* “I’m sure he wasn’t on that thing when it blew…”
* “Wedge! Pull out! You”re not doing any good back there!”

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